"Bigger than the broadside of a barn" "Super-colossal black man meat!!" "Cosmoconic!!" "The Goodyear Blimp's black twin!!" "So Big it has its own zip code!!!" "Uh oh!!! Mommys jaw just popped!!!!" "Herculean!!!" "The cock that sunk the Titanic!!!" "White mom's gone bad!!" "See cheating wives take the immense black manhood up to their kidneys!!!"